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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 629 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.
