But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!
One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.
So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?
Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.
So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?
Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!
But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!