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Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	127	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchantments Applied:	106	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	3840	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	742701
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4184	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9416	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9768

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Chimeras Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	3982
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	300
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Votes:	4940	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	420699	Votes:	3589
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Potions Brewed:	151	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!