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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9579 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!
