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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 879 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7231 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!