Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).
So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Build your dream world, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a dommy mommy futa girlfriend. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right?
| Description |
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| Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord. |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join Cove Craft SMP? | To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview. |
| Are there any rules for the server? | Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment. |
| Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join? | No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules. |
| How many members are currently on the server? | There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals. |
| Is the server active daily? | Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online. |
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).
So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.
So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!
But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?
So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!
