The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2761	Star Shards Collected:	253
Love Letters Sent:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Break Time Minecraft Server

acceptance, alternative lifestyle, Boundaries, Break, consent, dommy mommy, FANTASY, fetish, futa, gender, Happiness, Intimacy, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, racebait, ragebait, relationship, sacrifice, Semen, Server, Sexuality, taboo, Time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	72	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own “dommy mommy gf” who is everything you’ve ever dreamed of…except for one small detail. She’s got a futa cock and balls that need to dump her futa semen in you every day. But hey, sacrifice your asshole for happiness, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Build your dream world, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a dommy mommy futa girlfriend. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right?

Crafty Conservatives: Building Blocks of Freedom

Beliefs, blocks, building, conservatism, conservatism definition, conservatism in America, conservatism in politics, conservatism today, conservative beliefs, conservative ideology, conservative movement, conservative party, conservative principles, conservative values, conservative views, Conservatives, Crafty, freedom, Government, Ideology, Politics, Principles, republican party, right wing, traditional values

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Welcome to the most conservative Minecraft server out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we only build houses with red, white, and blue blocks because anything else is just too liberal for us. We have a strict dress code of suits and ties for all players because we believe in looking sharp while mining for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!

Blocky Fantasy – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in this epic server adventure!

Adventure, Benchmark, blocky, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Epic, FANTASY, FFXIV, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, XIV, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mines Excavated:	1672	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

🌟🎮 Ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server for early access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! 🌙✨

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening until May 8! You don’t want to miss out on slaying dragons and casting spells with your favorite Final Fantasy characters, do you?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Yo-kai Watch Event rerun happening until Patch 7.0. Imagine battling cute little monsters while mining for diamonds in the Minecraft world. It’s a match made in gaming heaven!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel between different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world!

Oh, and did we mention the PvP Series 5 event? Test your combat skills against other players and show them who’s the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us on this wild ride to victory! 🚀🔥🎮

Dream Survival 1.20.1

A system that monitors the fight, Ability to crawl, Ability to jump between walls, Ability to teleport to a random place on map, Angel Chest, Auto Tool, Automatically change tools you need at that moment, Automatically opens/closes double doors just clicking one, Automatically use totems from your inventory without needing to hold them in hand, bookshelf, Car Totem, Claims, Combat log, crawling, Cut trees from the root and they will fall like real trees, Dual Horses, Dungeons, Economy, Editable Signs, EMOJIS, Express your feelings using emojis, furnace & others, Homes, interactive chat, Inventory Pickup, Menus, MobsHealth, Open virtual crafting, Pickups blocks directly into your inventory, Portable Blocks, Protect your land with Claims, Puts your inventory into a protected chest when you die, Random teleport, Share a horse with your friend, Shows you the health of all the mobs, Soft Doors, Survival, TRADES, Tree Fall Down, Trust issues? Now you can trade safely, Wall Jumping, Warps, You can show your items & inventory in chat & also mention people, You can store books inside a bookshelf, You don’t need to break a sign to edit it anymore

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17

Click to reveal

Claims

Protect your land with Claims

Random Teleport

Ability to teleport to a random place on map

Interactive Chat

Dual Horses

Share a horse with your friend

Bookshelf

You can store books inside an bookshelf

Tree Fall Down

Cut trees from the root and they will fall like real trees

Auto Tool

Automatically change tools you need at that moment

Angel Chest

Puts your inventory into a protected chest when you die

Car Totem

Automatically use totems from your inventory without needing to hold them in hand!

Combat Log

A system that monitors the fight

Crawling

Ability to crawl

Soft Doors

Automatically opens/closes double doors just clicking one

Editable Signs

You don’t need to break a sign to edit it anymore

Emojis

Express your feelings using emojis

Inventory Pickup

Pickups blocks directly into your inventory

MobsHealth

Shows you the health of all the mobs

Trades

Trust issues? Now you can trade safely

Wall Jumping

Ability to jumps between walls

Portable Blocks

Open virtual crafting, furnace & others

play.dreamsurvival.org

TotallySuspicious But Definitely Not [Semi-Barbeque] SMP 1.20.4! LGBTQ+ Friendly! Hermitcraft-ish! Whitespace Fabricated Java!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], 1.20.4, 20 TPS, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord communication, Events, Fabricated, Friendly, Hermitcraftish, high-tech, Images, INCLUSIVE, java, LGBTQ, Magic, minecraft chat, Modded, North America, Previous seasons, Semi Vanilla, SemiBarbeque, smp, snowy adventures, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Summer Modpacks, Ticket Systems, TotallySuspicious, Voice Chat integration, Whitelisted, Whitespace

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ores Mined:	9740	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

TotallyNotSuspicious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/trash-general-minecraft-smp-2917-nuckelavee-forma-de-chica-edition/">Minecraft Server</a>

TotallyNotSuspicious Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Servers Location	North America with constant 20 TPS
Discord Integration	Discord chat and voice chat integration
Community Inclusivity	Open and welcoming community for all
Events	Organized Dragon Fights and various events

Apply Here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

Information

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an inclusive environment that values member interactions.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events

Discord

Our server uses Discord for communication and updates. Joining the Discord is required for whitelisting on the server.

Mini Seasons

In between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons with various themes lasting around a month.

Images of Spawn from Previous Seasons: https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server open to all players?	Yes, the community is inclusive of all people.
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord and follow the process for whitelisting.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, organized Dragon Fights and various events are held.
What are Mini Seasons?	Mini Seasons are custom modded seasons between main seasons with unique themes.

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide!

“Youth, 4koma, Account XP, archives, assault, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Chesed, collide, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, field, future plans, general, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, lessons, Light Armor, LIMITED, maintenance, Manga, MIKOTO, misaka, Misaka Mikoto, Misaki, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Record of Youth, Resources, Ruiko, Saten, Saten Ruiko, Scrimmages, Shenanigans, Shokuhou, Shokuhou Misaki, shorts, Side Content, Temporary Maintenance, Urban, Welfare

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9998	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	4584
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of bandits ambush you and steal all your precious loot. But fear not, because on our server, you can team up with your friends to seek revenge and take down those pesky bandits once and for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hod, a massive urban area with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. Can you conquer the fury of Set and emerge victorious? Only the bravest players will survive the challenge.

And let’s not forget about our limited edition characters like Kazusa and Yoshimi, who will join you on your epic quests and provide you with the power you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JeetCraft: Where LOLs Reach New Heights!

#GamingCommunity, #jeetware, #newheights, #youtube, comedy, Entertainment, epicwin, funnyvideo, Gamers, GamingGoals, GamingIsLife, GamingLife, GamingMemes, Heights, HighScore, hilarious, JeetCraft, LaughOutLoud, lol, lols, OnlineGaming, Reach, videogame, viralvideo

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7731	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Votes:	1344
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes, and battling evil chickens that have taken over the world!

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the zombies are breakdancing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

FrubWorld: Where Even Froobs Can Feel Like Villains

Active, Chest locking, Community, Donations, feel, Friendly, Froobs, FrubWorld, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Land claiming, Long-term maps, mature chat, no cheating, No Stealing, old-school style, Player Protection, Prizes, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Teleportation, View distance, Villains

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Votes:	9854	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	236
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have strict rules against griefing.
Are there any limits to land claiming?	There is no limit to the size of land you can claim, within reason.
How long do maps last on the server?	We have long-term maps on the server, providing a stable environment for players.
Can I donate for in-game prizes or advantages?	No, we do not accept donations or give prizes in exchange for votes. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

Folkhack Server VS Hypixel

Bridge.., Chat, Claims, Community, control, decay, DROPS, Features, Frames, Heads, History, INCLUSIVE, Map, Mature, Rewards, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sleep, Stats, Support, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	7994
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Comparison of Hypixel and Folkhack Server

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Very popular and active player base	Can be overwhelming for newer players
Wide variety of minigames and activities	May have some lag due to high number of players
Regular updates and events	Can be competitive and intense

Folkhack Server

Pros	Cons
Long-standing community with adult players	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Community-centric and inclusive environment	May not have as many minigames or activities
Unique features like Ender Dragon drops elytra and Phantom control	May not appeal to younger players

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Folkhack Server.

Q: Which server offers a more community-centric environment?

A: Folkhack Server is known for its community-centric and inclusive environment, catering to adult players.

Q: Which server offers more unique features?

A: Folkhack Server offers unique features like Ender Dragon drops elytra and Phantom control, differentiating it from other servers like Hypixel.

Pixelated Heartthrob: Scott Pilgrim’s Minecraft Mansion

attractive, charming, comic book, DATING, film, geeky, Girls, graphic novel, heartthrob, hipster, indie, love interest, MANSION, michael cera, Minecraft, Movie, musician, pilgrims, pixelated, Protagonist, relationships, romance, Scott, scott pilgrim, Toronto, video games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Scott Pilgrim himself is the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob. That’s right, all the girls on our server can’t get enough of Scott’s pixelated charm and dreamy blocky hair. Who knew virtual love could be so pixel-perfect?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual Scott Pilgrim and find yourself in a Minecraft love story for the ages.

LOLzCraft: The Dank Meme Server – Where ‘r9k Resources Repository Thread’ Comes to Life!

Assistance, collaboration, Community, DANK, Helpful, INFORMATION, knowledge, Life, LOLzCraft, long trail, meme, r9k, r9k community, Repository, repository resources, repository thread, Resources, resources repository, resources thread, Server, sharing, Support, Thread, Thread discussion

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old resources and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a magical treasure trove of wacky and wild resources that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us and you’ll find yourself mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep, battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, and even taming a pet dragon to fly around the server with!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary r9k resources repository, where you can find rare and unique items that will make you the envy of all your friends. From enchanted pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swipe to armor made of pure diamond-encrusted gold, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

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