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GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Villages Defended:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Farms Harvested:	368	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Divine Spears Created:	15

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	2454	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
New Chunks Explored:	277637	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

AC-less Survival Land

ACless, air conditioning, air quality, Availability, climate change, emergency department, emergency preparedness, environmental health, environmental justice, exposure, health risks, healthcare disparities, Heat Waves, Land, lower income areas, Pollution, public health, respiratory conditions, respiratory health, respiratory illnesses, Survival, vulnerable populations, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ores Mined:	4826

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!