Raft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pumice Raft Evolution: Drift & Dive

Underwater, Evolution, evolution phases, biological organisms, locations

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a whole evolution thang happenin’ up in here! We got pumice rafts poppin’ off like fireworks after a underwater eruption in Japan in 2021.

We got scientists trackin’ dis shiz, takin’ samples from 213 different locations and revealin’ three phases in the evolution of drift pumice. We talkin’ ’bout rounding, fragmentation, and the diversification of attached biological organisms over time.

It’s like a freakin’ science experiment up in dis server, but with blocks and creepers and all dat Minecraft goodness. So come on down and witness the evolution of pumice rafts in real time, only on our cray cray server! Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

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PixelPurseCutting

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Boundaries, Assertiveness, Terraria

Are you tired of playing games with your significant other only to end up in a screaming match over game choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and never worry about game disagreements again. We have created a safe space where you can play Minecraft to your heart’s content without any arguments. No more yelling, no more conflict, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will improve your relationship with your partner. Who knew that mining and crafting could bring you closer together? So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to game night fights forever!

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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, fat ladies, cubbyhole, cranberry seeds, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

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HeartbreakCraft SMP

growth, relationships, acceptance, emotional pain, healing

Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.

We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

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MapleCraft: US Edition

Province, Edition, Canada, annexation, Government

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

Bloomberg News, June 2022, data breach, security breach, privacy violation

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

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CanuckCraft2020

international relations, summit, CanuckCraft2020, Diplomacy, controversy

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

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The Banana

Discord, Banana SMP, Traders, adventurers, Vanilla

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

Overview

This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

Choose your Origin
Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo
Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

About Banana City

Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle:

Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

Goblins, ass writing, good anime, Blood, guild-receptionist

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

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BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

all ages, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Gesture, Server, Boyfriend

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

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