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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3382 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 177 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 7086 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?