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NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Potions Brewed:	69	Star Shards Collected:	128
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3984	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5469

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Towns Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Crops Grown:	9765	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ores Mined:	4157	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	82
Towns Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Votes:	1146
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9845	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!