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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 270 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!
One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?
But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!
