u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but without the annoying people spilling drinks on u. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
and get this, we have the most epic pvp battles u have ever seen. it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, but with swords and stuff. u gotta be quick on ur feet or u will be toast, like burnt toast, not the good kind.
plus, we have the friendliest community ever. u won’t find any trolls or griefers here, just a bunch of cool peeps who love to build and have fun. it’s like a big family, but without the weird uncle who always tells bad jokes.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!
And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!
Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base that is guarded by a dragon and if u can defeat it, u get a lifetime supply of diamonds. like, how insane is that?! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft characters and dance the night away.
so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and make memories that will last forever, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on over and join the fun!
Join us for some crazy adventures, like building a giant rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon or battling a dragon made out of cheese. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, if ISIS is interested, you know it’s gotta be good. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? It’s chaos, I tell you!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by Bob. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? 😂🐔🌈 #BestServerEver
Join us and embark on epic quests together, slay dragons, and build the most romantic pixelated castles imaginable. Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate while battling creepers and zombies?
Our server is so magical that Cupid himself has been known to hang out here, shooting heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players. So come join us and let the love (and diamonds) flow!
JOIN US AND FIGHT THE CORRUPT MOBS THAT ARE TAKING OVER THE SERVER, BUILD EPIC CASTLES TO HIDE FROM THE EVIL ADMINISTRATORS, AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER HERO TO SAVE THE VILLAGERS FROM THE GRIP OF GREEDY PIGMEN!
WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST AS YOU EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLD FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY CHARACTERS. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE EPIC MINECRAFT REVOLUTION!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| True Vanilla Survival | Pure Minecraft gameplay with no invasive plugins or land claims. No warps, borders, or teleportation. |
| Active Multiplayer | Thriving community with events, teams, Nations, cooperation, and competition. Voice chat available. |
| No Pay-to-Win | Equal footing for all players with no payments, donations, or ranks. No claims, warps, borders, or locked chests. |
| New & Growing | Building a great community for long-term adventures. |
| No Fancy Spawn | Player-built world with no pre-designed spawn. Show off your creativity! |
| Hard Difficulty | Survive in a challenging environment, team up with others for support. |
| Like Hermitcraft | Join a bigger community for more fun and inspiration from other players’ creativity. |
| Java & Bedrock | Play and make friends across different devices. |
Creaking SMP is a vanilla survival minecraft server with no plugins that affect gameplay and no payments. It enforces rules against stealing, griefing, and unwelcome PvP.
You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: mc.creaking.fun. For Bedrock edition, add CreakingBedrock.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/creakingsmp
You can follow Creaking SMP on Youtube at: https://www.youtube.com/@Creaking-SMP and on Tiktok at: https://www.tiktok.com/@mc.creaking.fun
We have epic Clash battles that will make you forget all about fluffy families and their tragic fate.
Plus, our server is filled with crazy shizo 4chan anons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now and save the fluffies from certain doom!
Imagine logging on to our server and having your brother try to propose to his Minecraft girlfriend right in the middle of your epic build battle. No way, Jose! We keep the focus on you and your pixelated dreams.
Don’t worry about upsetting family members or ruining someone’s big moment – on our server, it’s all about YOU. So join us now and let’s make some Minecraft memories that are all about YOU, just like a wedding should be!
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events like a weekly dance party where we all wear pixelated disco outfits and boogie down in the virtual world. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air. It’s like magic, I swear!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
we have crazy adventures and quests where you can fight off evil bacteria and save the day with your newfound super powers! 💥🦠
don’t miss out on the chance to become a fluoxetine-fueled hero in our wacky world of minecraft madness! join now and start your epic journey to save the virtual universe from microscopic threats! 🌍🦠🚀
| Description |
|---|
| Minewolf is a brand new Minecraft server list network that is in early access. We aim to create a server list that is more useful for both players and server owners! |
| Server owners can add their server today, and players can join our discord to be notified on launch day! |
| We are also currently open to any feedback! We want to know what features we can add to create an amazing platform for everyone! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I add my server to Minewolf? | You can add your server by visiting the Add Your Server page and filling out the necessary information. |
| When is the launch day for Minewolf? | The launch day for Minewolf is still to be determined, but you can join our Discord for updates. |
| Can I provide feedback on Minewolf? | Yes, we welcome any feedback you may have. Feel free to reach out to us through our Discord channel. |