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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4167 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!