LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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JewCraft2021
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Banhammered: No Racism Allowed
Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!
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GFmadRacismNoCareLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nicknaming is taken to a whole new level! Join us and become part of our unique community where everyone is known by their last name, no matter how outrageous it may be.Are you tired of being called Steve or Alex in every other server? Well, here you can be Black Lastname, Big Lastname, or even Red Lastname if you have red hair (in-game, of course). Embrace your new identity and stand out from the crowd!
Our server is a place where camaraderie and inside jokes reign supreme. Just like in the real world, we have our own version of the “Smith” conundrum, but with a hilarious twist. Who wouldn’t want to be known as Little Lastname if they’re shorter than the “original” or Medium Lastname if they’re just average height?
So, grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures in a world where nicknames are as wild as your imagination. And remember, here at our server, there’s no room for being offended – only room for laughter and good times!
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CraftyClash Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.Are you tired of dealing with annoying in-laws and their inappropriate comments? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and fun environment. Build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted family drama or team up with other players to take down the haters.
Immerse yourself in a world where you can stand up for yourself without any consequences. No need to hold back – let out your inner warrior and show them who’s boss. And hey, if things get too heated, just teleport away to a peaceful meadow and relax with some virtual sheep.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even find a fellow player who understands your struggles and has your back. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!
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MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.
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NWordNoMoreCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any n-word nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.If you’re looking for a server where you won’t hear any derogatory language, then look no further! Our community is all about respect and having a good time. Plus, we have a strict no-racism policy, so you can game with peace of mind.
Join us and be a part of our diverse and inclusive community. Build amazing structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends along the way. And remember, on our server, everyone is treated with respect and kindness – no exceptions!
So come on over and join the fun – just leave the n-word at the door! Let’s game together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft. See you there!
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IdentityCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any racists like “Megan” from the story above! Join us and leave all your racist tendencies at the door, because here we celebrate diversity and inclusivity.Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, where players from all backgrounds come together to compete in epic battles and challenges. And just like in the story, we have a special event where the mixed race players always come out on top – because genes don’t define your skills in Minecraft!
So if you’re tired of dealing with racist narcissists like “Megan” and want to join a fun and welcoming community, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate you for who you are, regardless of your race or background. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together!
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MomCraft: HappyEndingsGoneWrong
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family betrayal, custody battles, and trust funds!Imagine a world where your dad’s spirit haunts the server, making sure you always have a safe place to log off. Build a virtual Great Wolf Lodge with your siblings and take revenge on your mom’s new husband by griefing his virtual house.
Join us and help fight for custody of the server from your mom, who is too busy chasing her “happy ending” with her new man. Love may conquer all, but in Minecraft, it’s all about who has the most diamonds!
So, are you ready to show your mom who’s boss and build the ultimate virtual empire with your siblings? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
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HateCraft: Immigrant Integration Edition
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride full of surprises! Our server is like a melting pot of craziness, just like the UK with all them immigrants and natives goin’ at it. When minorities take over, things get real spicy – hate crimes shoot up by 67% and anti-immigration talk goes through the roof by 110%! It’s like a soap opera unfolding right before your eyes, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. So come on and join the fun, you never know what drama will unfold next!
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JewSlayerCraft
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!