Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.
2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.
> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck
> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas
> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of cow overlords plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is).
But wait, there’s more! Our server features a special “Honkies vs. Racism” mini-game where players can battle it out in epic showdowns to determine once and for all if racism was really invented by honkies. Will you join the side of the honkies or fight against them in the name of equality? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the smartest of the smart can join forces with Israel and God’s Chosen People! If you think you have what it takes to outwit and outplay the competition, then this is the server for you!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and treacherous foes, all while basking in the glory of being on the side of righteousness and light. Only the most cunning and courageous players will be able to navigate the challenges of this server and emerge victorious.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this server, only the bravest and brightest will survive. Are you ready to prove that you’re one of the chosen few? Join us now and show the world that you have what it takes to stand with Israel and God’s Chosen People!
Are you tired of foids, blacks, fags, soibetas, and zoomers ruining everything in your life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of misfits who will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player ventured into our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. But beware, for the treasure was guarded by a pack of deranged chickens who were hellbent on protecting their loot at all costs. Will you be the one to outsmart the chickens and claim the treasure for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Can you bust a move and defeat the dragon in a dance battle for the ages?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few deranged chickens). See you in-game, adventurer!
Are you tired of dealing with Asian drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world! We promise there will be no Chinese, Indian, or Vietnamese players to bother you – unless they’re nice, then maybe they can stay. But let’s be real, who needs that kind of drama when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers instead? Join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!
Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!
Welcome to BlockMadness! A community based on the essentials for an amazing server that puts players first! We are here to bring players the essentials that you need for a server! We provide multiple servers in our network including Towny and Creative! We are always looking for dedicated players to join us!
What does it mean?
This means that you have the opportunity to choose how you want to survive – Either you choose a normally generated world, with villages, all biomes, etc – and live life with all the belongings.
Or you choose our other world, which we named Aqua. This means that this world contains 75% water and you must survive on the aids that you can find. Survive by trading gadgets and blocks with other players, and come up with a strategy to survive in this water world.
Both servers include; McMMo, PvP (optional), Towny, Crates, Tokens, Jobs, and a whole lot more.
The Minecraft Evolution means that we want to be one of Sweden’s best MCMMO servers, with a theme of surviving in different situations – as well as keeping the RPG feeling with the help of Jobs and Towny. We want to deliver a sense of reality in as many ways as possible and therefore this server is constantly under development.
Right now we have a regular world and a water world – and more situations to come. Maybe it will be at another stage that you have to survive in a world filled with lava and burned down forests? Or why not try to survive alone in the Nether and fight with Enderman? Who knows – We let the players have their say and help during our development.
Do you also want to be part of our development and survive in difficult conditions? Then don’t hesitate to join us! You will not be disappointed.
RedstoneCraft Gaming 24/7 Server Hybrid!!
Most minecraft players go through many different servers each year. None of them seemed to fit them just right. After a while it can get frustrating, surely there is a right server out there for you. Well this is THE server! This server guarantees that you will never be bored just standing around doing nothing. With different games to choose from such as Factions, Creative, Prison, KitPvp and more you will always have something to do. The server is lag-free and is not over crowded with players. All the staff and players are active, friendly and caring. Once you join we guarantee you will feel like you are a part of the family. Dont spend another day searching for the right server, and join the server today.
( Note: Compatible with versions including 1.8)
RedstoneCraft.Net
Element Skyblock is a fun multiplayer skyblock server which has many unique features. There is pvp, shops, player warps, mob farms, and also an island ranking system. Join now and you’ll have a blast playing on Element Skyblock.
Features: – 1.8 Survival Spawn world – Creative World – Parkour – MOB Arenas – PvP Arena, KitPvP, OP PvP!, Hardcore, Factions, and Vanilla 1.8.2! (USE PORT 25566), McMMO!
The following plugins are used on this server to improve your experience:
Essentials – standard essntials suite – teleportation, sethomes, etc.
NoCheatPLus – to make it fair for all.
Prism event logger – So we can track down griefers and looters (not needed if your protect your stuff..)
GriefPrevention – Protect your builds and chest – visit http://tinyurl.com/pzmn66o for info.
CRAZY OPPRISON!!! IP: play.PrisonPlus.net
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PrisonPlus is a minecraft prison server, with unique custom built mines, amazing plugins! Here are some of the amazing perks on our server:
– CRATE KEYS WHICH GIVE RANDOMLY GENERATED LOOT!
– CUSTOM RANKUP CRATES/KEYS!
– PLOT WORLD AND SHOPS
– NO LAG
– MULTIPLIERS
– AND SO MUCH MORE!
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Texyk is a brand new PVP survival server with a wonderful, friendly community that’s constantly growing.
We strive to make this server feel welcoming and continuously improve the experience our players get by maintaining a well balanced environment with a broad list of plugins including:
-mcMMo
-Factions
-Jobs
-And more!
This server will also be hosting a few mini games for our players to get their minds off of survival. Parkour, spleef, and mob arena are just to list a few of many great mini games to come!
There will also be staff opportunities so better get to joining this server quick because you’re going to have to earn our trust 🙂
Please come join our community! We hope you’ll love it here!