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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9079 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1253 |
Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.
So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?