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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on servers where people are constantly being racist? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no racism” policy! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter what color their pixelated skin is. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s spread love and rainbows in the Minecraft universe! -
RaceCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose from over 100 different races to play as! Want to be a unicorn with rainbow powers? Done. How about a zombie with laser eyes? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and discover what race you truly are!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy races, epic battles, and of course, plenty of chicken nuggets. See you there!
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IndiCraft Server: Dispelling Myths!
Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret weapon to dispel any doubts about your identity – pushing your Indianness to the max! We have a special potion that will make you the most Indian Indian to ever Indian, so you can prove once and for all that you’re not black. And let’s face it, if you lose the black vote because they think you’re black, it’s game over. So come join us and embrace your inner Indian while building epic structures and battling creepers! -
Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.
plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam -
Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!
Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!
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MomCrafter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?
So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.
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TissuelessCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life. -
BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!