Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and hilarious time! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.
But the real reason you should join is because we have the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to race against a herd of stampeding pigs on a roller coaster track? Done. How about a build battle where you have to recreate the Mona Lisa using only dirt blocks? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up). Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “Can white people say the p-word?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will make you question reality.
On our server, saying the p-word is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special event every week where players compete to see who can say the p-word the most times in chat without getting banned. It’s a real nail-biter, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns, spreading chaos and glitter wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be warned – once you’ve seen a unicorn fart rainbows, there’s no going back.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking even more important questions like “Can llamas fly?” or “Do creepers have feelings?” The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the insanity begin!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?
Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!
Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of cow overlords plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is).
But wait, there’s more! Our server features a special “Honkies vs. Racism” mini-game where players can battle it out in epic showdowns to determine once and for all if racism was really invented by honkies. Will you join the side of the honkies or fight against them in the name of equality? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where spics larp as white supremacists for the ultimate mind-bending experience.
Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!
We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?
So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.
Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).
So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.
The legendary PrisonTech! Made famous by TechGe3ks LLC. Is now officially owned and operated by Nexolite. This server has been around for 11 years now. PrisonTech brought Minecraft Prison Servers to the spotlight with its unique look and professional feel. But they can never reach the level the official PrisonTech server is on. The server has been completely redesigned from the ground up and aims to take the Prison gamemode somewhere it has never been. The old server had youtubers such as SSundee, Deadlox, FireRockerStudios, NoahCraftFTW, TheCampingRusher and LogDOTZip all play! The server is currently in the grounds of reworking more features to add more unique ways to rank up. PrisonTech has always been the pinnacle of what a Prison Server should be, look like and feel like and we aim to take the crown back as the top prison server. We ask that you give us a try and leave your feedback within our discord so we can continue growing this forgotten classic game mode.
Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!
What sets us apart? A community that is important to us and whose questions we take time to answer. Everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are a team member, VIP or player! True to the motto, together we can achieve something.
A little revolution every day.
The community awaits you!
Server Currently In Beta / We Have Kitpvp at the moment and soon will be adding more gamemodes/mingames/Were currently looking for staff members Join the server and apply Now!!
In Need Of Builders/Admins/Mods/Helpers/Dev’s
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IP: 88.150.171.81
Want to have a paid rank on the server, but have no money to pay for one?
Well now, We have resolved that issue for you!!! On CMCRAFT players will have a chance to get extra perks and special kits using in-game money!!
Skin contests – Can you design a better skin than everyone else?
Building Competitions – Compete in a build-battle against CMCraft’s best builders!
Referral Perks – Get a member to vouch for you and get a special 1-use kit!
Pixel Art Competitions – Can you defeat the masters of pixel art?
Maze Races – These are no ordinary labyrinths!
PvP Competitions – Can you crush them all? Redstone Coding Fests –
So much more!!!!!
nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things.
It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty. You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea.
You can buy Minecraft for PC/Mac here, Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition and Minecraft: Xbox One Edition on the XBLA Marketplace, and Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition Beta on the Microsoft Store, and Minecraft: Playstation 3 Edition, Minecraft: Playstation 4 Edition, and Minecraft: Playstation Vita Edition on the Playstation Network. Minecraft: Pocket Edition is available for iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and Amazon Kindle Fire.
So far 22,793,440 people bought the PC/Mac version of the game. Phew.
Are you looking for a fun pvp factions server with guns, machines, and a futuristic theme? Well if you are, you’re in luck! If you arent, then you should still take a look at our pack! Our discord channel is: https://discord.gg/0oYz6fyYXsUOFGa0 and you can download our custom modpack here: http://technicpack.net/modpack/raiding-and-glee.804495. When you log into our server, you will spawn in a giant dome, and will be guided to the randomtpsigns in which you can go far from spawn. You will be provided with a helicopter, some food, a gun, and a few tools, but after that, you’re on your own. Lifes tough, you can get raided, you can get killed, you can get scammed, robbed and all of the above.
