You’ll be questioning reality as you navigate through this server, wondering if you’re in a parallel universe where manners don’t exist. But hey, who needs manners when you have the most chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience ever?
So come on, dive into this server and see if you can crack the code of why black people on here never say thank you. It’s a mind-bending adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing hysterically at the same time. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, from building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – we have special events like “Taco Tuesdays” where all the mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Disco Fridays” where the entire server turns into a giant dance party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the evil Sheep King has taken over the server and is forcing all players to wear ridiculous sheep costumes. Will you join forces with the resistance and overthrow the Sheep King, or will you embrace your inner sheep and join his woolly army?
Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this whimsical world and discover hidden treasures that can only be found during the lunar festivities.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, the whites are losing – but the fun is just beginning!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.
But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!
Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.
Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!
We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.
Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.
So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!
Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.
So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!
our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.
so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.
Welcome to MytharaCraft: An Earth Towny Adventure! Embark on an epic journey in MytharaCraft, a unique Earth Towny Minecraft server where you can explore a meticulously crafted 1:500 scale replica of our planet. Create your own town or join an existing nation, forge alliances, and engage in a vibrant community-driven economy.
Key Features: Real-World Map, Towny Plugin, Dynamic Economy, No Pay2Win, Cross-Platform, All Versions Supported, Mining World, Active Owner, Chest Protections, Live Map, No Earth Resets Join MytharaCraft today and be a part of a dynamic community where adventure and creativity know no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a savvy trader, or an ambitious leader, there’s a place for you in the world of MytharaCraft. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVICE. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.
MytharaCraft.mcserv.fun:19850
| Server IP | crescenta.org |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java |
| Discord Link | Crescenta Discord |
Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!
Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!
We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!
Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft does the server run? | The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java. |
| Is there a Discord server for Crescenta? | Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link. |
| Is there a world reset? | Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the creepers and skeletons go to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Just be careful not to eat too many or you might turn into a pig.
So come join us on our Radiohead-infused Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Let’s get crafting, baby!
Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.
But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.