come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!
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JewHuntersPrisonCraft
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Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams
LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!
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Blocky Ghetto Shootout
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.
plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!
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Block City Cops: No Trust!
so like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit, it’s like the police shooting of Jacob Blake but in minecraft form, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and wild adventures that will make you question reality, man.join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a pig in a bacon factory.
come on, don’t be a potato, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just like how Black Chicago residents regret trustin’ the police, ya feel me?
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BlockyPsychHospital
Yo, dis server be off the chain, like seriously, you gotta join for some crazy fun times! We got so much action goin’ on, you won’t know what hit ya!So get this, right, if you join dis server, you gonna be like a superhero savin’ the day! Every time you stop a griefer or a troll, you gonna be helpin’ out a youth in psychiatric need! It’s like you’re a real-life hero, but in Minecraft form!
And get this, the more Black residents in the area, the stronger the effect! It’s like you’re on a mission to save the world, one block at a time! So come on and join us, we need all the heroes we can get to make a difference in the Minecraft world! Let’s do this!
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BlockyBlackOps
Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
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BlockyBrazil Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where even the diplomats’ kids aren’t safe from the wild adventures! we promise you won’t get searched at gunpoint by the police, but you might get chased by a pack of rabid chickens! build your own embassy and negotiate peace treaties with the creepers, or just chill in a jacuzzi made of lava. it’s a diplomatic disaster waiting to happen, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are already plotting their next coup d’etat!
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StereotypeCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being stereotyped as just another boring Minecraft player? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up and show the world that you are anything but basic!Join our server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, known far and wide for your epic building skills and fearless exploration of the pixelated world. No more will you be labeled as just another noob – on our server, you will be a force to be reckoned with!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of blocky creatures who are just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden lair and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not just another stereotype – you are a Minecraft legend in the making!