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UnityCraft 1.20.3
Yo, bro, do you want to stop being a racist? Well, forget therapy or self-reflection, just join our Minecraft server! Why? Because nothing breaks down racial barriers like building a giant rainbow rollercoaster together with people from all over the world. Plus, our server has a secret potion that makes you see everyone as different colored blocks instead of different races. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only color that matters is the color of your diamond armor! -
RetroCraft Generation 1.20
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a time machine back to the 90s-00s when we were all just innocent kids playing outside and not caring about race. But now, we’re rewarded with some crazy racial drama, genocidal haters, and discrimination like never before. It’s like a twisted version of the past that you never knew you needed in your life. Join now and let the chaos begin! -
Shadow Queen 1.21.1
Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? Let me tell you, we got black women. That’s right, BLACK WOMEN! And they’re not just any black women, they’re Minecraft black women. Can you even handle that level of diversity and awesomeness? I don’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the magic of black women in Minecraft. It’s a game changer, literally. -
BlockyRacismNoDemoc
hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride on unicorns all day long. but wait, there’s more! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and talking trees dat give u free cookies.but da best part is, dis server is like a secret society where only da coolest players can join. we got a secret handshake and everything. u wanna be part of dis exclusive club, dontcha? well den, come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention dat we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yea, it’s pretty lit.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and become a legend in da minecraft universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a hidden portal to another dimension where u can battle evil zombies and save da world. yeah, it’s dat awesome.
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Snowy Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the Snowy Caucasus Minecraft server, where we put your whiteness to the ultimate test! Are you pale enough to handle our icy challenges? Can you build a house made entirely of mayonnaise blocks? Do you know all the words to “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this server is for you! Join us and show the world just how white you really are. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat (or lack thereof), stay out of the snow! -
Fixing White People Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?
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The Velocity Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate race-based categorization experience! Forget about boring old racism, we’re all about categorizing by race without any pesky supremacy getting in the way. It’s like a twisted game of sorting hat meets Minecraft, where you can choose your race and see where you fit in the grand scheme of things. Come join the chaos and see if you can navigate the murky waters of non-supremacist race categorization! -
From Lynching to Crafting: Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a history more twisted than a pretzel on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience a world where the tables have turned so much, they’re doing the limbo. Our server is like a time machine on steroids, where you can witness the evolution of human relationships from “I hate you because of your skin color” to “I love you because of your skin color…in a totally not creepy way, I swear!”But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.