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Block Panther Minecraft Server
π€£ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are getting dabbed on! Join us for epic battles between players, where you can show off your best dab moves while taking down your enemies. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is practicing its dab! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted doing the floss dance in our server spawn. So come join us and show off your epic dance moves while surviving in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! ππΊππ₯ #DabOnEm #HerobrineFlossin’ -
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nicknaming is taken to a whole new level! Join us and become part of our unique community where everyone is known by their last name, no matter how outrageous it may be.Are you tired of being called Steve or Alex in every other server? Well, here you can be Black Lastname, Big Lastname, or even Red Lastname if you have red hair (in-game, of course). Embrace your new identity and stand out from the crowd!
Our server is a place where camaraderie and inside jokes reign supreme. Just like in the real world, we have our own version of the “Smith” conundrum, but with a hilarious twist. Who wouldn’t want to be known as Little Lastname if they’re shorter than the “original” or Medium Lastname if they’re just average height?
So, grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures in a world where nicknames are as wild as your imagination. And remember, here at our server, there’s no room for being offended – only room for laughter and good times!
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BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing… drumroll… Blackbros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:
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Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable antics.
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We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players while being serenaded by a choir of singing llamas.
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Want to ride a flying unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on Blackbros, anything is possible!
- Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any griefers or trolls who dare to try and ruin the fun for everyone else.
So what are you waiting for? Join Blackbros today and experience the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventures of your life!
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PlayStationFanMCServer
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring PlayStation fans? Look no further, because our server is a PlayStation fan-free zone! Say goodbye to brown people and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block! -
PrisonBBCs Minecraft Server
Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns.Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?
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PixelPervs Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it makes diamonds look like coal!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, we caught a player posting child pornography TWO VPNs at a time! Talk about dedication, am I right? So if you want to play in a safe and fun environment, come join us and see what all the buzz is about. Just remember, no griefing allowed unless you want to face the wrath of our fearless moderators!
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Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.