so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if elon musk was like, “yo, come join this server or else you’ll miss out on the ultimate white genocide experience” and then the south african court was all like, “nah bro, that’s just in your imagination, ain’t no white genocide happenin’ here, just some epic minecraft adventures, ya feel me?” so, like, join now for a wild ride of craziness and fun, cuz who needs reality when you have this server, amirite?
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Elon’s Imaginary Minecraft Server
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BlockyRacismNoDemoc
hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride on unicorns all day long. but wait, there’s more! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and talking trees dat give u free cookies.but da best part is, dis server is like a secret society where only da coolest players can join. we got a secret handshake and everything. u wanna be part of dis exclusive club, dontcha? well den, come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention dat we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yea, it’s pretty lit.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and become a legend in da minecraft universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a hidden portal to another dimension where u can battle evil zombies and save da world. yeah, it’s dat awesome.
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GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds
haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥
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Block Party: Vote & Protest
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, every time you play, you’re actually helping Black Americans politically mobilize. How crazy is that? Just by mining some blocks and building some stuff, you’re making a difference in the world. Plus, there’s this one time where a player built a giant protest sign out of diamonds and emeralds, and it actually led to a real-life protest that changed the course of history. True story, bro. So come on, join the server and let’s make some change happen, one block at a time!
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NaziSaluteJailbreak
so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.
plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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BlockyGrandparentDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is between you and the creepers.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret Black and Korean heritage skin pack that will make your character the envy of all your friends. Embrace your unique features and show the world that diversity is beautiful, even in block form.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sun Avoidance Challenge. Can you survive without stepping foot in the sunlight to keep your character’s skin from getting darker? It’s a race against time (and UV rays) to see who can stay the palest.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a special quest where you must confront racist grandparents in-game and teach them a lesson about acceptance and love. Show them that everyone is beautiful in their own way, even if they’re just a pixelated character in a virtual world.
So come join us on our server for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knew blocky adventures could be so enlightening?
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GFmadRacismNoCareLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nicknaming is taken to a whole new level! Join us and become part of our unique community where everyone is known by their last name, no matter how outrageous it may be.Are you tired of being called Steve or Alex in every other server? Well, here you can be Black Lastname, Big Lastname, or even Red Lastname if you have red hair (in-game, of course). Embrace your new identity and stand out from the crowd!
Our server is a place where camaraderie and inside jokes reign supreme. Just like in the real world, we have our own version of the “Smith” conundrum, but with a hilarious twist. Who wouldn’t want to be known as Little Lastname if they’re shorter than the “original” or Medium Lastname if they’re just average height?
So, grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures in a world where nicknames are as wild as your imagination. And remember, here at our server, there’s no room for being offended – only room for laughter and good times!
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BlockyBlackOps
Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
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EvictingEntitledTenantLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where the house is split in half with two apartments on each side!Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with problem tenants like the old woman who claims everything on the property as “hers”. Witness the epic battle over the shared laundry room, where the old man washes his clothes in the sink because the old woman hoards the space with her belongings.
But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of the “caretaker” saga, where the old woman refuses to acknowledge the true owners of the property and refers to them as mere caretakers. And don’t miss out on the epic gazebo showdown, where the old woman claims ownership of the furniture left behind by the previous owners and tries to dictate who can use it.
Join our server now and experience the wild world of property disputes, hoarding battles, and territorial disputes like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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CraftyRacismGriefers
LOL come join our MINECRAFT server where the only slurs you’ll hear are from the creepers! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and chickens that lay diamond eggs! our moderators are trained in the art of ninja warfare and will ban any griefers faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”. plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting reformed is your idea of what a good time looks like!