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CraftySlavs Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
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Mixing Blocks in Minecraft SMP: Half Breed Hilarity
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shades of color… except white! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white supremacists tried to join our server, thinking they could spread their hate. But little did they know, our community of nonwhite players banded together and trolled them so hard that they rage quit and never came back. And that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our server!So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!
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Trendy Jews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the Jews win if you follow the trend of wanting less white babies! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new twist on gameplay that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.Join us for epic battles where the fate of the server hangs in the balance based on your support for this wild trend. Will you be on the winning side with the Jews, or will you fight against them to protect the white babies? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mythical creatures like rainbow unicorns and flying pigs. You never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
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BlockyBlackOps
racial injustice, young Black men, racial disparity in gun violence, racial violence, racial statisticsYo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
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Crafty Caucasian Catastrophe – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old math problems and boring old servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have a special /Pol/ section dedicated to solving all your math problems. Need help figuring out how many white men are left in the world? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, we have plenty of white men on our server to help you out. Join now for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy calculations and outrageous theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about the elusive 500 million white men! -
/pol/raft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
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FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?
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🏰 CastleQuest SMP | Epic Realm
unique character classes, Realm, immersive roleplay experiences, diverse player interactions, strategic kingdom building🏰 CastleQuest SMP
A world made by players, for players.
Welcome to CastleQuest SMP! This is not just a server; it’s a place for builders, roleplayers, and adventurers. With 300+ mods, custom paths, and player-made stories, it’s a home for all.
🔥 New Stuff
- 💼 Jobs & Leveling: Pick paths like Miner, Farmer, or Warrior. Get tools, perks, and fame.
- 🧱 Fast Progression: Level up twice as fast! More fun, less grind.
- 🧳 Gear & Bags: Better gear means more skills. Bags grow with you.
- 🧭 Upgrades: Smooth play, smart mobs, and better spawn rates, even on weak PCs.
⚔️ Core Features
- 🛠️ 300+ Mods: From magic to farming, we got it all.
- 🎤 Voice Chat: Talk like you’re really there. Make deals or betrayals feel real.
- 🧬 Races & Classes: Choose your race and class with cool powers.
- 👑 Build Kingdoms: Claim land, start wars, and form alliances.
- 📖 Events & Quests: Make your own story in a world that reacts to you.
- 🏞️ Custom World: Explore vast lands, ruins, and hidden secrets.
- 🫂 Friendly Community: Safe for LGBTQ+ folks and neurodivergent players. No hate here.
🎥 Resources
🔗 Join Us
- 💬 Join Our Discord – Get updates and join events.
- 📦 Download Modpack
💡 Why CastleQuest?
This is not a wipe-and-reset server. CastleQuest SMP is all about long-term fun, creativity, and community. Whether you’re a king, a rogue, or a wandering druid, your story counts here.
Forge your legacy. Build your kingdom. Start your journey.
🛡️ CastleQuest SMP – Where your choices shape the realm.