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Fixing White People Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?
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The Velocity Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate race-based categorization experience! Forget about boring old racism, we’re all about categorizing by race without any pesky supremacy getting in the way. It’s like a twisted game of sorting hat meets Minecraft, where you can choose your race and see where you fit in the grand scheme of things. Come join the chaos and see if you can navigate the murky waters of non-supremacist race categorization! -
Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep). -
Snowflake Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling guilty for simply existing as a white person? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to self-acceptance! Our server is filled with magical unicorns who will sprinkle you with glitter and remind you that being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret rainbow sheep hidden in the world, all your white guilt will disappear forever! So come join us and embrace your whiteness in the most fabulous way possible! 🌈🦄 #WhitePrideCrafters -
Earth Belongs Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!
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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on servers where people are constantly being racist? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no racism” policy! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter what color their pixelated skin is. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s spread love and rainbows in the Minecraft universe!