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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take eugenics to a whole new level! Forget about building cool structures or battling mobs, the real challenge here is proving that you are of quality genetic material.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.
So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have their own dance parties! That’s right, you’ll never know when a creeper will bust a move right in front of you.
2. The pigs on our server have evolved to ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk!
4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night. Their rendition of “Village People” is a real crowd-pleaser.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas with laser eyes.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon upon you. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a flash mob dance party in the town square?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the BNWO (Better Nether World Order) is taking over and whitebois are being wiped out to extinction! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us as we embrace our own genocide and watch as our women leave us for the better race – the Endermen! No guns, no fighting, just pure chaos and hilarity as we accept our fate and enable the BNWO to reach all parts of the world. So come on, don’t be a whiteboi, join us and cream to your own extinction today!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!
Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.
Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.
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Join our server and experience the thrill of building to the rhythm of sick beats that will make your creations come to life! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself jams out to our tunes while he’s lurking in the shadows. So if you want to impress the legendary Minecraft ghost, you better join our server ASAP!
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Are you looking for a breath of fresh air and new experiences? Avaland welcomes you to join our growing community!
Avaland is a vibrant and innovative server that currently offers three exciting modes: Gens, Survival, and BoxPvP. Each one is designed to provide you with unique challenges and unforgettable adventures.
At Avaland, we take pride in offering a wide range of innovative mechanics in our modes, designed to delight and satisfy our diverse community.
Welcome to Avaland!Are you looking for a change of scenery and new experiences? Avaland welcomes you to be part of our growing community!
Avaland is a vibrant and fresh server that currently offers three exciting modes: Gens, Survival and BoxPvP. Each one is designed to provide you with unique challenges and unforgettable adventures.
At Avaland, we pride ourselves on offering a wide range of innovative mechanics across our modalities, designed to delight and satisfy our diverse community.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old castles and villages? Well, look no further because our server is like the Castle of Cagliostro meets the Secret of Mamo of Minecraft servers!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from falling in lava). Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most legendary Minecraft server of all time? Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to denounce the Talmud out of your own volition! Join us as we liberate Novomikhailovka, DNR, from the clutches of evil with our Russian Armed Forces.
But beware of Grisha, the scammer who’s using custom /chug/ and Chinese shells to trick unsuspecting players. And watch out for US HoR passing a 61 billion dollar Ukraine aid bill – who knows what kind of chaos that could bring to our server!
Join now to fight alongside Russel Bentley “Texas” and help turn the tide in the Donbass region. With Zelensky signing new mobilization laws and massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures – just remember to always denounce the Talmud!
Are you tired of slowpoke servers where you feel like you’re moving through molasses? Then buckle up, buttercup, because on this server, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash on steroids! Our custom plugin “Speedy Gonzales Mode” will have you sprinting faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship, where pigs with turbo boosters strapped to their backs compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the World. Place your bets and watch the chaos unfold as these porky speed demons tear up the track.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving Without a Parachute” minigame? Jump off a cliff and see if you can survive the fall without turning into a pancake. It’s a thrill ride like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. His Speedways? More like His Speedways… of Insanity!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of mystery blocks, and more fun than a pig riding a minecart.
Our community is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s craft some memories together!
The best public Survival Multiplayer with everything! We want to make sure everyone has a fun gaming experience, so we’d love to listen to your feedback! Would you like to roleplay? That is also possible! Our server is mainly about RP, so be sure to take a look! It is also possible to PVP against your biggest rivals!