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CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	730370	Star Shards Collected:	260
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Potions Brewed:	199
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4160	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	109
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

DayZPro.aternos.me

Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

adult content, Adult Roleplaying, erotic roleplaying, erp, fantasy roleplay, Hefty Edition, mature content, MineAfterDark, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay fantasy, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay Plot, Roleplay Setting, Roleplay Story, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	95
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

diarrhea, food allergies, food contamination, food intolerance, food poisoning, food poisoning causes, food poisoning prevention, food poisoning recovery, food poisoning remedies, food poisoning symptoms, food poisoning treatment, food sensitivities, foodborne illness, gastrointestinal distress, indigestion, Nausea, SicklyDeliciousCraft, stomachache, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	275	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CraftyAssassins

#classified information, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassins, foreign threat, Government, intel, investigation, Iranian plot, law enforcement, national security, presidential security, Protection, secret service, SECURITY, security measures, security protocol, Shooting, Terrorism, threat, trump

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9358
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!