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WhatIfCraft

Alternate Realities, biggest regrets, biggest what if, Choices, contemplation, deep thoughts, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, imagination, Life decisions, missed opportunities, pondering, Possibilities, Reflection, regrets, second guessing, speculative thinking, uncertainty, what could have been, what if, WhatIfCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

Brazil, Brazil news, BrazilCraft, Brazilian politics, constitutional law, controversy, court case, decision, Government, judicial ruling, judicial system, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, legal proceedings, Legal System, Order, Ruling, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, suspended, suspension

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Divine Spears Created:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

circular economy, eco-friendly, environmental innovation., green technology, innovative solutions, new process, plastic alternatives, plastic bags, plastic bottles, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic reduction, plastic repurposing, plastic waste, PlasticPurgeCraft, recycled plastics, recycling, sustainable technology, vaporizes plastic, waste management, yielding gases

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	606391	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7041
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	2555	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Broadcast, CraftyCrafter420, Entertainment, Events, Fox, Fox network, Fox programming, live events, mastermind, Minecraft, Network, programming, Schedule, schedule change, SmackDown, Smackdown on Fox, smp, sports, television, TV, wrestling, wrestling events, wrestling on TV, wwe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

ExSisterInLawRevenge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
New Chunks Explored:	893470	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!

StepSisBdayRuinedLOL

abandonment, bio family, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, dad’s side of the family, extended family, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, favoritism, gift giving, Grandparents, parental neglect, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, StepSisBdayRuinedLOL, stepsister, stepsister’s birthday

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	975
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of step-sibling rivalry, absentee parents, and birthday party drama that will make your head spin!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!

Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet

Communication, complex individuals, Cultural differences, different personalities, diverse individuals, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, NoobMagnet, people, personality types, Perspectives, Psychology, smp, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, societal norms, Understanding, unique characteristics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	106
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!