Rabbi Yeshua MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Yeshua’s Block Party

hezbollah, iran, sons of your Father, Yeshuas, love your neighbor

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the Roman way of life! Join us as we pay tribute to Caesar and help Roman soldiers in their quests. But that’s not all – we also believe in loving our enemies, including Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran. Turn the other cheek, give your cloak to those who sue you, and go the extra mile (literally) for those who compel you.

But wait, there’s more! We also follow the teachings of Matthew 5:38-48, where we love our neighbors and pray for those who persecute us. So come on, join us and become a true son of your Father in the heavens. Don’t be like the tax collectors or the Goyim – be perfect, just like your Heavenly Father.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay – Roman style!

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Crafty Kike Rats

LMFAOOO, kike rats, Titus, pay taxes, Yahweh

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

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MemeCraft

LMFAOOO, Yahweh, turn the other cheek, Memecraft, inbreeding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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DroughtCraft2022

drought prediction, machine learning, meteorology, innovative solutions, early warning system

so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you!

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GoodTutorials Server

Server, java edition, 20 slots, ONLINE, GoodTutorials

My Minecraft Server! (uses no mods/plugins) just a normal survival world + a spawn area. 20 slots!Java Edition Server! (Latest Release)join if you wantONLY ONLINE WHEN IM ONLINE

GoodTutorials.feathermc.gg

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

diet, SlimCraft, healthy choices, Server, eating less

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

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GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

Goat, shits, leaking, Shocking.., Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

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CampCraftCounselorCringe

Beliefs, Support, correcting, CampCraftCounselorCringe, attitude

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

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Respawn Roulette

roulette, respawn

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

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PixelPilipinoWarriors

Filipino comfort women, PixelPilipinoWarriors, wartime atrocities, HUMAN RIGHTS, Japan

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

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Rabbi Yeshua

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!