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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5154 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!