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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4836 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS