| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6760 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6305 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5166 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 277 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Votes: | 6734 | Emeralds Found: | 8273 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7497 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8710 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 428 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 303 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6076 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2854 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 566723 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9649 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4262 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!
Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 716 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 117 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 110 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!
