R9k MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

stigma, coping strategies, self worth, DATING, khhvs

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

mental health, Connection, PIXEL, social media, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

user complaints, Minecraft, online discussion, Troubleshooting, BROKEN

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

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The Spacey Jamie Blog 205 Minecraft SMP

daily routine, r9k, desk upgrades, brand new day, spacey

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: Jamie, our fearless leader, just woke up and is ready to conquer the day with his brand new desk upgrades. What kind of upgrades, you ask? Oh, just wait and see! From diamond-encrusted keyboards to lava lamps for that extra ambiance, this server is not your average SMP. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

17. Men’s lies, 5. Body hair, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 16. Cheating

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

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No-Incels Minecraft SMP

NoIncels, r9k, coping mechanisms, Online Community, mental health

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where half the board is essentially r/dating_advice! Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our server, where you can find your Minecraft soulmate while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for a chance to meet your in-game crush, have awkward virtual dates, and maybe even get Minecraft married in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and virtual cake. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But beware, love triangles are a common occurrence on our server, so be prepared for some drama and heartbreak along the way. Will you find true love or end up in a virtual breakup? Only time will tell on our Minecraft SMP!

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r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

internet culture, message board, Month, r9kCraft, Threads

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

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NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

life advice, bringing a girl home, VIRGINITY, pursuing a Ph.D., graduate in two years

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

Shy.., neighbor, FANTASY, sexual exploration, fren

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

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PerfectWomanMC Server

relationships, reality check, perfect woman, Self Discovery, community beliefs

Tired of searching for the perfect woman on /r9k/? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can build your dream girlfriend pixel by pixel! That’s right, no more swiping left or right, just place those blocks and create the perfect partner for yourself. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a pixelated one that will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now and start crafting your perfect companion!

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