R9k MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Ethereal Isles 1.20.5

online identity, discussion, Claims, Identity, forum

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – there’s a r9k user who claims to be a woman on here! I know, right? Who even knows what that means, but it’s gotta be some crazy shiz if they’re talking about it. So, like, come join us and unravel the mystery of the r9k woman in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I tell ya.

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Era of Threads 1.20.1

embracing change, Online Community, 1.20.1, hygiene habits, self improvement

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we only shower once a month, just like the OP. So if you’re into that stank life, this is the place for you. Plus, we got a dude with a porn addiction running the show, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out on this crazy ride, join now and embrace the filth!

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VaxCraft Network 1.21.2

r9k, community health, vaccine effectiveness, public health, mandatory vax

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness. Why join? Well, let me tell you, we got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you question your existence. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

King of Fruits, r9k, durian fruit, Fruit, fruit choice

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

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Crafty Pals Minecraft Server

Honesty, Commitment, Discord, loyalty, Polyamory

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartache? Come join our Minecraft server where you can have multiple relationships without any consequences!

Imagine a world where you can have a boyfriend in one corner of the map and a secret online lover in another corner, all while living peacefully together in your virtual Minecraft home.

Join us and experience the thrill of juggling multiple relationships without any guilt or remorse. Who says you can’t have it all? On our server, anything is possible, even marrying multiple partners!

So why settle for one when you can have two (or more) on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

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Big Booty & Stinky Feet Minecraft Server

internet culture, big black cock, racial dynamics, BOOTY, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with phat white asses and stinky smelly big black cock – because why not? Our community is obsessed with them and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever had!

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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

r9k, internet humor, robocraft, funny, robotic behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

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BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

recreational, mental health, ritual, Chill, leisure

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can smoke your evening bowl while playing! That’s right, we encourage relaxation and good vibes while you craft and survive in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Creeper, a creeper who loves to chill and hang out with players. He won’t explode on you, he’ll just ask for some snacks and maybe a hit of your bowl.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination…and how high you can get!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Community, online interaction, user engagement, decision, choose one

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

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R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

traitors, r9k, Details, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

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