Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.
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Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, thisserver is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamasthrough fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.
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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone’s basement? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around, where the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood lizard looking for a friend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbusters, a group of elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces that will make your jaw drop. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their funky moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your friend’s OC? Look no further! Our server is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even talking potatoes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you say something nice about your friend’s OC, you’ll unlock a secret realm filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!
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– Plexic is a custom-tweaked 1.19.3 SMP with the map never resetting, I plan to leave the server up forever regardless whoever plays it. There’s many cool features, but keeps the vanilla experience! Est. March 13, 2022.
– Some of the many features we offer; Shops! Make your own shops to setup item trades with other players automatically. ProtectionStones: At 1 hour of /playtime you will receive a 32x protection stone (ps) and at 8 hours you will receive a 64x ps. Every 6 hours of playtime you will receive 1x 9×9 claim forever. You can exchange them at spawn for bigger claims. Combine Elytras with Chestplates!: As the name states, you can combine your elytra with your chestplate into one! Do so by dropping your elytra and a chestplate onto the top of an anvil and they will merge into one!
Join @ plexic.net and do /faq to find more of the great other features!
Join our website @ https://www.plexic.net
And lastly, you can find us on discord also @ https://discord.plexic.net
GucciGame – The best Minecraft Pocket Edition server!
Join us and enjoy the limitless possibilities of the server together with the coolest players. Discover new lands and exciting adventures on a server that many know and love. Here you will find tons of entertainment and an atmosphere like no other place. A variety of games, an active and friendly community, incredible adventures and adventures. A unique bonus system, mini-games, survival and much more await you at GucciGame! Become part of the legend of the block worlds of our server – join us right now and find yourself in the very epicenter of the Minecraft community!
Welcome to RetroMC, and oldschool style Minecraft SMP server.
Founded by players who have been here since the Alpha / Beta days, the server aims to recreate the classic Minecraft SMP feel with old school plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and Jobs!
Server Features:
Jobs Reborn
mcMMO
TownyAdvanced
ChestShop
Trade+
Dynmap
Chess
❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!
*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!
✹ What do we offer?➤ An experience like no other!➤ Very in-depth Lifesteal Economy Server!➤ Great community!➤ A great place to make friends! ➤ Place to play and never get bored!
Chaumentais Reborn is a new Towny and economy server, set in Southwestern Europe during the early eighteenth century! Create or join a Town, gather resources, and build together on our professionally designed map of Southern France, Northwestern Italy, and Northern Spain.
PandaMine supports all versions of Minecraft 1.8.8 – 1.19.4, providing players with a comfortable place to play under the reliable guidance of the administration. For more than 4 years we have been creating an enjoyable gaming space where you can enjoy survival and PVP without lag problems.
On our server you will see beautiful buildings and a world in which there are no wipes. We offer a unique set of plugins created for your comfort and convenience. Lots of entertainment is guaranteed, and you definitely won’t get bored on our server!
What do we offer:— Multiple survival modes— BedWars, MurderMystery, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games— Statistics of the best players— Unique plugins developed by our team of programmers— Professional and fair administration— Secret Easter eggs, secrets and hidden gifts— Honest donation system