R9gay MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

job satisfaction, Nonnys, fbf, job roles, employment

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

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BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

Gay, acceptance, Identity, queer, relationships

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the gayest place to be in the blocky world! Join us for rainbow-colored sheep, fabulous unicorn mounts, and a disco party every night in the virtual club!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gaylord, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find him in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a glittering wand that shoots out rainbows!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner fabulousness shine through! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our pixelated paradise!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Gay, banter, Inclusivity, pride, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the wild and wacky Minecraft players out there!

Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s greatest question: Why are people from r9gay gay? Our server is filled with crazy theories and hilarious discussions about this mysterious phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving pigs and diamond-wearing chickens. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of his porky majesty.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Rainbow Sheep Quest, where you must journey through a land of rainbow-colored sheep and solve riddles to uncover the ultimate treasure: a block of cheese that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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GayCraft Minecraft Server

#notripfaggots, #newempire, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

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Gaymers Paradise – #2263

2263, Gaymers, r9gay, Paradise, 77161964

Welcome to our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the most fabulous and divine beings in all of blocky land!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!

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Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, 77135622, r9gay, old bread, Edition

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

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CraftyMemes – #420

tolerance, Fags not welcome, Inclusivity, forum, Community

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

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CraftyHonestyLOL

Communication, taste testing, food preferences, dinner party, food allergies

Are you tired of being the only one at the dinner party with a dish that nobody wants to touch? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing cooking mishaps again! Our community is full of players who will always be honest about your cooking skills, even if it means causing a little drama. Plus, we have a special “Cooking Challenge” event where you can show off your culinary creations and receive brutally honest feedback. So come join us and let’s see if your virtual cooking is as questionable as your real-life dishes!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

power dynamics, military strategy, Minecraft, Ukraine, diplomatic relations

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got ukraine and putin battling it out in kursk oblast like it’s some crazy virtual war zone! watch as putin gets weaker the longer ukraine holds their positions, it’s like a real life soap opera but in minecraft form. join now to witness the madness and maybe even pick a side to fight for! let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown, it’s gonna be lit fam!

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GripenCraft: F16s vs. Ukraine

international relations, aerospace, Conflict, defense procurement, Transfer

come join our epic minecraft server where we fly around in fighter jets like the swedish gripen and ukraine wants to steal our f-16s but we say no way jose! we have crazy battles in the sky and on the ground, it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. join us if you want to be a badass pilot and defend our precious planes from those sneaky ukrainians. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, like virtual pizza and virtual ice cream. so come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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