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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7576 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Ores Mined: | 2842 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.
Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.
So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?