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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2286 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 9921 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
