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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9209 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7841 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
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