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DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	734619

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2328	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	73
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Crops Grown:	8086
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	229
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	4998
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

adhd, ADHD awareness, ADHD diagnosis, ADHD diagnosis rate, ADHD medication, ADHD medication access, ADHD medication availability, ADHD medication barriers, ADHD medication challenges, ADHD medication difficulties, ADHD medication issues, ADHD medication shortage, ADHD prevalence, ADHD statistics, ADHD treatment, adult adhd, adulting, Craft, diagnosis in adulthood, Fun, mental health, Mining, prescription medication, stimulant medication

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8935	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

action, Adventure, Echoes, Echoes of Wisdom, FANTASY, forum, Game, legend of zelda, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nintendo, right now, role playing, Server, Tag, Thread, threat, tri-rod, Urgency, video game, whack, wisdom, Zelda, Zeldas

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

american football, boxing, classification system, Football (Interest), football basics, football classification, football rules, how to get into american football, learning american football, Minecraft, MMA, rules, smp, sports, sports basics, sports classification, sports interest, sports learning, sports rules, sports understanding, touchdown, understanding american football

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	9993
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!