r/roastme reaction – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

LA Fireproof Fun Land

california wildfires, city planning, communities, Community Building, community development, community engagement, community resilience, disaster preparedness, emergency response, Environmental Protection, fire safety, fireproof, Fun, Houses, Land, Los Angeles, Public Safety, sustainable cities, urban design, Urban planning, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention

yo, dis server be lit like a wildfire in los angeles! we ain’t just buildin’ houses, we buildin’ COMMUNITIES, fam! come join us and help us fireproof all the things – houses, trees, even the chickens!

we got crazy events like “Dodge the Fireball” where you gotta run from flaming zombies throwin’ fireballs at ya. winner gets a diamond helmet that’s fireproof – just like our communities, yo!

we also got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the firestorms and chill with the creepers. trust me, it’s a blast!

so come join us on dis server and help us make los angeles the safest place in minecraft! let’s fireproof everything together, one block at a time! 🔥🔥🔥

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ZEARTCRAFT FROM YOUR OWN FOR YOUR OWN Minecraft server

Adventures, Bed wars, Benefits, Character, Competitions, Development, Donation store, Events, exclusive items, Minecraft, Monsters, open world, Parkour, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shelter, skill level, Special Events, Survival, Tasks, team-up, Upgrades, ZEARTCRAFT

ZEARTCRAFT is a unique minecraft server that offers players exciting survival modes and many opportunities for development. The server has an expanded donation store where players can purchase exclusive items, upgrades and benefits.

In Survival mode, players will have to explore a huge open world, collect resources, build a shelter and survive in harsh conditions. Here they can team up with other players, fight monsters, participate in events and develop their character.

The server also has special events, competitions and tasks that will help players receive unique rewards and increase their skill level.

Join us and immerse yourself in the exciting world of Minecraft, where every day brings new adventures and opportunities for development!

zeartcraft.imba.land

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Aqua Space Odyssey 1.21

Animal Crossing, Anime, Aqua, Aquarion, awkward, Community, confession, cute, DATING, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, love, moe, odyssey, Otaku, quirky, relationships, romance, series, Show, Space, television

Yo, bro, forget about Animal Crossing, come join our Minecraft server where we have pigs that can twerk better than your ex!

We got a whole community of players who are more entertaining than that show you’re watching, trust me.

And guess what? We have a secret underground club where we host virtual dating events because who needs Animal Crossing when you can find love in Minecraft, am I right?

So ditch that lame game and join us for some epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a chance to find your virtual soulmate. Don’t miss out, bro!

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ZzzCraft – Sleepytime Server

avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime yoga., Comfortable bedding, consistent sleep schedule, Deep Breathing, falling asleep, herbal tea, insomnia, lavender oil, meditation, melatonin, progressive muscle relaxation, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, Server, sleep environment, sleep hacks, sleep hygiene practices, Sleepytime, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Join us and experience the most relaxing sleep of your life, complete with dream sequences of building epic structures and battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to adventure!

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Chunky Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, chunky, Kingdom

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of all those skinny Minecraft characters running around, come join our server for some thicc action! We’ve got Chubby/Bbw/Ssbbw players galore, ready to shake things up and break some blocks with their voluptuous bodies.

Join us for some epic adventures and see the world of Minecraft in a whole new, curvy light. Who needs skinny legends when you can have some absolute units roaming the land?

So come on, join us and get ready for some big, beautiful chaos. Trust me, once you go thicc, you’ll never want to go back to those skinny minnies. Let’s make Minecraft chunky again!

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HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

asserting independence, Assertiveness, Boundaries, domestic disputes, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, financial control, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, HomelessCraft, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, ownership, personal belongings, reclaiming power, relationship issues, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, Server, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships

Are you tired of living in a boring old house with no drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a log cabin in the woods with your ex-partner who constantly threatens to kick you out!

Build your dream home together, only to have it torn apart by arguments and power struggles. Hide keys, make empty threats, and watch as your anxiety levels skyrocket to new heights! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have constant turmoil and uncertainty?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the ultimate petty revenge as you drag a loaded cart uphill in the rain to collect all your belongings and leave your ex with nothing but an empty cabin. Who needs a mop or bedding anyway?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to stand your ground or give in to the demands of your ex-partner. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest relationship nightmares in Minecraft form!

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BlockyBoobiesMC

#breastfeeding, BlockyBoobiesMC, breastfeeding acceptance, breastfeeding advocacy, breastfeeding awareness, breastfeeding boundaries, breastfeeding communication, breastfeeding controversy, breastfeeding conversation, breastfeeding culture, breastfeeding education, breastfeeding etiquette, breastfeeding in public, breastfeeding norms, breastfeeding rights, breastfeeding stigma, breastfeeding support, cover up, discretion, sister

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister breastfeeding her 3-year-old? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a world where boobs are always out and drama is always brewing.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where discretion is thrown out the window, just like my sister does with her boobs. Who needs privacy when you can have a server full of unapologetic breastfeeding moments?

And if you ever feel uncomfortable, don’t worry – we’ve got drama to distract you! Join now and witness the epic showdown between breastfeeding etiquette and immature reactions. It’s a battle for the ages, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a server that’s as wild as a breastfeeding mom with no filter? It’s an experience you’ll never forget!

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BrainGains – InsulinCraft

aerobic exercise, Alzheimer’s prevention, brain cells, brain function, brain health, brain research, BrainGains, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, Exercise, exercise benefits., insulin signaling proteins, InsulinCraft, memory improvement, mental health, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, physical activity, positive effects, study

come join our epic minecraft server and get ready to flex those brain muscles, cuz we got all the exercises you need to become a minecraft mastermind! forget about dementia, we got your back with our exercise-packed world that will have you thinking faster than a speeding creeper! our study confirms that our server is the best place to pump up those insulin signaling proteins in your brain, making you the smartest player in all of minecraft land! so what are you waiting for? join now and start exercising your way to victory!

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Bunny Haven 1.20

adorable, Affection, Attention, Bonding, Bunny, Chat, Communication, Companionship, cute, emotions, Exist, Fluffy, Frustration, Furry, Haven, ignore, longing, love, pet, Rabbit, relationship

Bro, forget about that girl who doesn’t see your awesomeness! Join our Minecraft server and become the king of the virtual world! Build a castle, ride a pig, and make friends who will actually appreciate you for who you are! Who needs that girl anyway when you can have a whole community of gamers who will never ignore you? Plus, we have secret treasure hunts every Tuesday and a dance party every Friday night! So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave that girl in the dust!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

berating, Boyfriend, cousin, CreeperCraze, DISRESPECTFUL, Failure, Friction, husband, hypocritical, inconsiderate, Invasive, Jobs, Lazy, Minecraft, personal question, Rude, rude behavior, savings, Server, snapping, twisted story, University

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get judged for your bank balance or lack of job during uni? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate laziness and failure, because who needs a house at 21 anyway? Our community is full of insufferable idiots just like you, so come on in and let’s all be kept under control together! Don’t worry, we won’t interrogate you on your savings account, but we might ask you to share your most embarrassing stories instead. So if you’re looking for a place to escape judgmental 30-year-olds, join us now and let’s build a world where being lazy is the new cool!

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