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CraftyCompanions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1960
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9919	Zombie Dances:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Crops Grown:	6802
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3228
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3547
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!