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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4514 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
