r/facepalm – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PhotobombMomDelete
Body language, bra comfort, CPS report, delete photo, exposing bra, family dinner, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mother-daughter relationship, parental respect, passive aggressive, personal space, PhotobombMomDelete, privacy violation, rude to mother, sleeping in bra, teenage autonomy, teenage boundaries, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable around father
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take creepy photos of you while you sleep in your bra! Unlike some people’s moms, we respect your privacy and boundaries.
Join our server for a safe and fun environment where you can build, explore, and not have to worry about anyone snapping pics of you in compromising positions. Plus, we have a strict no-dad-being-inappropriate policy, so you can game in peace without any uncomfortable encounters.
So come join us and leave all the drama behind. We may not have blacked out bras in our photos, but we do have plenty of adventures waiting for you in our virtual world. See you there!

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CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!
budgeting, CraftyCash, credit cards, debt management, emergency fund, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial education, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, impulse spending, investing, long term savings, money management, money mistake, personal finance, retirement planning, SAVING, spend, Wisely
Are you tired of making money mistakes in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the money mistakes you want without any consequences! Join us and experience the thrill of losing all your virtual diamonds in a hilarious mining accident, or accidentally investing all your emeralds in a shady virtual business scheme. Who knew financial ruin could be so much fun? Join now and start making money mistakes like never before!

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NOAA’s Funky Minecraft Server
browsing, climate change, Communication, CONTENT, digital transformation, environmental data, Funky, government agency, Improvement, interface, Message, Minecraft, navigation, new look, NOAA, NOAAs, Scary, Server, Understanding, usability, user experience, user feedback, weather forecasting, Website Design
So, like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that looks like it was designed by aliens from outer space? Well, that’s basically what this server is like, dude. It’s so crazy and weird, you won’t even know what’s going on half the time.
But, like, that’s the fun part, right? You’ll be exploring this wacky world and suddenly you’ll come across a giant chicken riding a pig or a house made entirely out of diamonds. It’s like a fever dream, but in Minecraft form.
And, get this, there are secret hidden treasures all over the place. Like, if you dig down deep enough, you might find a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots or a magical sword that shoots out rainbows. It’s like a never-ending scavenger hunt of awesomeness.
Plus, the other players on the server are super cool and friendly. They’ll help you out if you get lost or give you tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. It’s like having a whole bunch of new best friends who all speak in emojis.
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and build a giant statue of yourself out of TNT. The possibilities are endless, dude.

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Construction server server minecraft
Architecture, BUILD, building, Community, construction, construction server, Creative, design, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, server features, Survival, virtual, world
The description of the server server “Construction Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
zc.vanilla-box.ru

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Epic Laughs Adventure 1.20.2
1.20.2, Adventure, challenge, comedy, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, LAUGH, laughs, list, long tail, meme, social media, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! And guess what? They start singing Justin Bieber songs in perfect harmony! You can’t make this stuff up, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party and let loose. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton while a zombie DJ spins sick beats in the background.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every hour on the server, a random player gets turned into a giant chicken with laser eyes! It’s like a poultry-themed superhero movie, but way more ridiculous and way more fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the YLYLIMPOSSIBLE ULTIMATE FUNNY HAHA EDITION for yourself! Just be prepared to question your sanity and laugh until your sides hurt.

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Holo X Realm 1.21.4
1.21.4, covers, Eden rulers, Friends, Graduated members, HakuiKoyori, Holo, Hololive 6th Generation, kazamairoha, LaplusDarknesss, Mayo, original songs, PINK, Realm, SakamataChloe, TakaneLui, twitch, twitch channels, twitter, Twitter accounts, Virtual talents, virtual youtubers, youtube channels
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate paradise ruled by the most epic queens of Eden. They got YouTube channels that will blow your mind, like LaplusDarknesss, TakaneLui, HakuiKoyori, SakamataChloe (she’s graduated, but still a legend), and kazamairoha. And don’t even get me started on their Twitch and Twitter game, it’s on fire! Plus, they drop some sick covers and original songs that will have you vibing for days. And they even got a crew of friends from /vt//mayo/ and /vt//pink/, like what more could you ask for? Join now and enter the realm of pure awesomeness!

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LaserCraftMC
Advanced weaponry, battlefield, Defense, innovation, laser beam, laser defense system, laser technology, laser technology development, laser weapon, LaserCraftMC, military advancement, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, modern warfare, national security, precision targeting, successful test, Ukraine, WARFARE
yo, come join this epic minecraft server where we got ukraine out here using laser weapons on the battlefield! like, imagine fighting mobs with frickin laser beams, dude! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft! plus, we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when you kill them. and the best part? our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Realm of Gridiron Glory 1.21.4
1.21.4, Character development, coworker, football fan, football season, friendly competition, Glory, Gridiron, inaccurate information, MONDAY, new guy, office banter, office dynamics, office humor, outdated knowledge, Realm, sports fan, sports talk, super bowl, Team Building, team sports, work environment, workplace character, Workshop
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our players are like this dude at work who thinks he knows football but is actually living in the Stone Age with his info. It’s a total riot, man!
We’re workshopping some crazy stuff for Monday after the super bowl, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Join us and experience the ultimate blend of outdated facts and inaccurate knowledge, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out, dude! It’s gonna be a blast!

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GF’s Gay GriefCraft
acceptance, awkward situation, Beckett’s, Bisexual, Communication, feeling left out, Gay, gay friends, gf, gfs, GriefCraft, ignored, insecure, INSULTED, Lgbt, misunderstanding, not getting along, relationship, social dynamics, straight men
So, listen up gamers! Are you tired of being discriminated against just because you’re straight? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server where being straight is celebrated and embraced with open arms. No more feeling left out or ignored by those pesky LGBTQ+ players, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!
Imagine a world where everyone actually wants to chat with you and includes you in the conversation. No more awkward silences or insincere jokes about your sexuality. Our server is a safe space for all the straight gamers out there who just want to have a good time without being judged.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events and competitions just for our straight players. Win amazing prizes and show off your skills in a community that actually appreciates you for who you are. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the true joy of being straight in a world full of LGBTQ+ players who just can’t seem to understand your awesomeness. Let’s game on, straight gamers!

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MineCrafty Dealz
bilateral agreement, Business, Deal, Dealz, diplomatic relations, economic development, Economy, foreign affairs, international relations, Investment, minecrafty, mineral extraction, mineral partnership, natural minerals, negotiations, partnership agreement, President Zelensky, Resources, Trade, trade deal, Ukraine, Ukraine economy
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where Ukraine President Zelensky himself offers you a mineral partnership! That’s right, folks, you can mine for diamonds and emeralds while sippin’ on some fine Ukrainian vodka with Zelensky himself!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find a rare mineral, Zelensky will personally serenade you with a traditional Ukrainian folk song. And if you’re lucky, he might even do a little dance for ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knew mining could be so lit, amirite? Let’s do a deal and mine some minerals with Zelensky, baby!

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