r/facepalm Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conspiracy, decoded, discussion, encrypted, Forums, hidden, internet, investigation, Kek, Message, Minecraft, Mysterious, No. 81214662, ONLINE, Secrets, Server, theory, Truth, unknown

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4172
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2812	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you crazy crafters out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.

4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

acting like a child, adulting, behaving like a kid, Carefree, childish behavior, childlike, CraftyCraze, Foolish, fun-loving, immature actions, immaturity, irresponsible, juvenile, Minecraft, Naive, playful, playful antics, regression, Server, silly, WHIMSICAL, Youthful, youthful behavior

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	3727
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

Creeper Serenade

artist, aspiration, Celebrity, collaboration, creeper, dream, Duet, duet partner, famous musician, FANTASY, Harmony, Idol, inspiration, Music, Music (Industry), opportunity, Performance, serenade, Singer, spotlight, Stage, vocalist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2814
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Imagine this: you, singing your heart out in a duet with none other than Justin Bieber on our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is so magical that it can make dreams like this come true. Join us and who knows, maybe next time you log in, you’ll find yourself jamming out with Beyoncé or serenading Taylor Swift. The possibilities are endless on our server, where music meets Minecraft in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. So come on, join us and get ready to rock out with the biggest stars in the world!

BloodCraft: Zodiac Wars

astrology, astrology claims, Beliefs, blood type personality, blood types, Bloodcraft, fortune telling, horoscope accuracy, horoscope interpretation, horoscopes, personality analysis, personality compatibility, personality traits, predictions, pseudoscience, Scientific, scientific horoscopes, Wars, zodiac, zodiac astrology, zodiac personality, zodiac signs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5234	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyLoveHub

Caring, Communication, CraftyLoveHub, emotional connection, emotional well being, feelings, Intimacy, lasting impact., long-term effects, partner support, personal thoughts, psychological benefits, relationship satisfaction, satisfaction, self disclosure, sexual cues, sexual desire, sexual distress, Sexual intimacy, Understanding, validating

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life!! we got levels of intimacy that will blow your mind. imagine being so caring and validating towards your minecraft partner that you unlock secret sexual cues in the game. your sexual desire will be through the roof, and satisfaction guaranteed!! plus, the effects can last up to 12 months in real life. who knew minecraft could be so steamy?! join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

AlexandriaSMP: Where gamers over 16 can chat with in-game voices and try not to get lost on Bluemap!

AlexandriaSMP, bi-weekly activities, Bluemap, Building Competitions, Chat, creativity, democratic environment, discord community, Gamers, improved terrain, in-game economy, inclusive environment, INGAME, Lost, Online Map, player-driven decisions, pvp tournaments, reset map, Respect, robust anti-griefing, rollback capabilities, Secure server, shopping district, smp, supportive, vanilla tweaks, Vibrant Community, VOICES

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community Driven	Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
Anti-Griefing Measures	With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Online Map	Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://map.alexandriasmp.com
Regular Events	Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Shopping District	Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.
Many Fun Addons	We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat.

Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions. Also, we just got a reset map a few days ago.

Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our website and apply via our Discord server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?

A: Of course! Our events are open to all players, and we encourage new players to join in and have fun.

Q: How often does the server have map resets?

A: We just had a reset map a few days ago, but map resets are typically done periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, Minecraft, needle, needlework, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing kit, sewing machine, sewing pattern, sewing project, sewing supplies, sewing tutorial, spool, stitching, textile, Thread, thread art, ThreadCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!

CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

Atlus, character creation, CraftyPersona, Demons, dungeon crawling, high school, japanese, metaverse, Minecraft, Mythology, Persona, persona 5, phantom thieves, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, social simulation, SUMMONING, Supernatural powers, turn based combat, Velvet Room, video game

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	9614	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, star

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3648
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Votes:	7122
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!