r/cursedcomments Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Relatable Minecraft SMP Characters

Characters, Connection, emotions, Empathy, feelings, fictional, fictional characters, genuine, Identity, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, Personality, relatable, Relate, Self Discovery, self reflection, Similarities, smp, storytelling, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	80
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	163	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have a laugh while doing it? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night, and the villagers are secretly plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there!

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or mobs that try to ruin your day. And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a rain of TNT whenever you need to make a grand entrance.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Block City Minecraft Server

apus, Bipolar Depression, bipolar disorder, BLOCK, city, coping mechanisms, depressive episode, emotional health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood swings, Sadness, self-care, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you feeling down in the dumps like a sad sapling in a dark forest? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us and post some apus (whatever those are) to instantly boost your mood and bring some sunshine into your pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual community of blocky buddies to cheer you up? So come on, let’s turn those tears into laughter and build some epic structures together!

Ngl Rus Musicing Minecraft SMP

Good, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music composers, music creators, music enthusiasts, music industry professionals, music lovers, music performers, music producers, music skills, musical talent, Musicians, Musicing, ngl, rus, Russian musicians, smp, TALENTED

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Russian musicians who are so good at “musicing” that they can make creepers dance to their tunes. Join us for epic jam sessions in the Nether, where the piglins can’t help but bust a move to our sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that if you play your cards right, you might just score a duet with a ghast. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to rock out like never before!

CubicLife Network

Earth, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Animals Bred:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to CubicLife Network Currently we have 2 modalities Survival custom and Planet Earth Both modalities have: – Ítems custom – Teams – New enchantments – Custom Generation (survival) And much more!

cubiclife.mc-dns.com:25573

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAP1.MCMCMC.RU

Block Party Minecraft Server

91274326, BLOCK, HASHTAG, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and even taming your very own dragon to fly around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Nina’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, covers, hard work, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, retro gaming, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, twitter, unofficial VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created – where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us on this wild ride where we worship the almighty Nina Saotome, the VTuber and VSinger extraordinaire! Her powerful singing voice will rock your world and her sisterly personality will make you feel right at home.

But that’s not all, folks! We have lewd OC, KK, and sloppa archives for your viewing pleasure. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about some retro gaming, kusoge, and RPGs? We’ve got it all!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Join now before the creepers get you first!

Velocity Minecraft

3. Seasons, better, chapter, chapter 1, Chapter 1: Season 1, Daily, Earth, Economy, Experience, Features, gameplay, INTERESTING, new, Reset, season 1, Server, Storyline, STRIVE, Survival, Velocity Minecraft, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9304	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	6242	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.

We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.

velocitymcsmp.city

Game Sell More Minecraft Server

Economy, employment, Game, game sales, Job, job competition, job creation, job demand, job growth, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job outlook, job prospects, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job statistics, job supply, job trends, Minecraft, Sell, Server, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of the real world logic not making sense? Do you want to escape to a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then join our Minecraft server where the laws of physics are just a suggestion!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	262	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!