r/cursedcomments Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MovieMunchiesMC

Cinema, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, Experience, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Gastronomy, iconic, imagination, indulgence, memorable, movie food, MovieMunchiesMC, Nostalgia, Real Life, Taste, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	1985
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s drugs, Alzheimer’s research, available data, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Confirm, data, disease process, Disease Progression, drug effectiveness, effect, Healthcare, medical advancements, modify, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, newly-approved, patient outcomes, pharmaceuticals, proof, treatment options

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

10 years running, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bluemap, chest, Claims, Community, Community Events, Community website, Coreprotect, disguise, Economy, Fly, Friendly staff, Griefprevention, Homes, Huskclaims, Husktowns, Jobs, Land Claims, lighthearted environment, Longstanding friendships, Map, Mature Community, MCMMO, Minecraft 1.21, No Grief, Nogrief, Npc, Player Shops, Quests, Raiding protection, sentinelcraft, skins, Survival, Tokenshop, Towns, Towny, Treasure, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crops Grown:	6040	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping sprees are just as important as surviving in 1.21 with friends and enemies alike!

alike, Bedrock Port, Community, CraftedSurvival, enemies, Environment, Friendly, Friends, grief-free, Homes, important, Ip:, Land, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, Playtime, Ranks, shopping, smp, Sprees, Survival, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, welcome, World Map

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5100	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes and TPA	Players can set home locations and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View a live map of the server world
Mob Heads	Players have a chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust and playtime

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How can I claim land?

A: You can claim land by using the “/claim” command.

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

A: Yes, you can teleport to other players using the “/tpa” command.

Q: How do I view the live world map?

A: You can access the live world map through the server’s website.

Q: How can I get mob heads?

A: Mob heads have a chance to drop from mobs when killed by a player.

Q: Is there a way to skip the night?

A: Yes, one player sleep feature allows one player to skip the night for everyone.

Q: How are ranks determined?

A: Ranks are based on trust levels and playtime on the server.

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

academic research, ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, coom figurines, CoomCraft, cultural anthropology, cultural context, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Fertility Goddess, fertility rituals, fertility symbolism, historians, historical analysis, historical artifacts, historical evidence, historical interpretation, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even historians are getting in on the action. They found some coom figurines in your country and are convinced they are fertility goddesses. Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of the coom goddesses while building your own epic creations. Who knows what other crazy discoveries await you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Minecraft SMP: GazaGriefers – Is the Gaza war the most compelling case of “fuck around and…”

And, CASE, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Compelling, Conflict, fuck, gaza, Gaza War, GazaGriefers, geopolitical tensions, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political unrest, smp, united nations, violence, War, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	140
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Gaza war of Minecraft – a true “fuck around and find out” experience! Join us for insane battles, epic pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos. Who knows what will happen next? Will someone build a giant TNT cannon and blow up the spawn? Will someone accidentally release a horde of creepers into the shopping district? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!

WorstOfferMinecraftSMP

freemium model, game design, game development, game economy, game industry trends, game marketing, game monetization, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, loot boxes, microtransactions, mobile games, online gaming, pay to win, player experience, player feedback, Virtual Goods, worst ingame offers, WorstOfferMinecraftSMP, worthiness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5381

Are you tired of boring old servers with lame offers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon! And that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. So if you want to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

HatecraftTV

didn’t enjoy, didn’t like, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, HatecraftTV, HATED, let down, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not impressed by., not my cup of tea, not my favorite, not my style, not my taste, not my thing, not worth the hype, Overrated, tv show, underwhelming, unpopular opinion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Potions Brewed:	69
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Emeralds Found:	4761
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like the reality TV show you love to hate! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret alliances to epic battles, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So why settle for the same old boring servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!