🔥r/askreddit funny Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with autists and retards in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky individuals! Join us and escape the irrational and childish behavior of autists and retards.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about automated responses or one-sided arguments. We pride ourselves on creating a community where everyone can express their opinions without fear of being attacked by aspies or retards.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee a retard-free environment where you can finally enjoy playing Minecraft without the drama. Don’t let those pesky autists ruin your gaming experience – come join us and leave the negativity behind!

CraftyCreeper68796669 – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild world where the sheep are rainbow-colored, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into their domain, but the rewards are totally worth it – enchanted weapons, rare artifacts, and even a pet panda that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CreeperCupid’sCrushCatastrophe

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of high school relationships without any of the awkwardness!

Join now to witness the epic saga of Caleb, Kelsey, and the mysterious boyfriend who’s causing all the drama. Will Caleb win back Kelsey’s heart? Will Kelsey’s boyfriend ever understand why Caleb is so upset? Will Kelsey’s parents ever forgive the server admin for ruining their daughter’s friendship?

With more plot twists than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, who needs schoolwork when you can dive headfirst into the world of teenage romance and betrayal?

Join now and prepare for a wild ride that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftNoobsRUs

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Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

BlockWars: Polish Airspace Patrol

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are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between Poland and Russia in the sky!

our players are so dedicated to the cause that they will do anything to protect their airspace, even if it means taking down Russian targets with their bare hands!

join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos as we fight for our virtual homeland in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show those Russians who’s boss!

What is the IP for Elite Cameraman Minecraft Server?

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Elite Cameraman is a highly skilled and experienced professional in the field of videography and photography. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for capturing the perfect shot, Elite Cameraman has worked on a wide range of projects, from commercials and music videos to documentaries and weddings. Their expertise and creativity make them a top choice for clients looking for exceptional visual content.

VAST

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from the creator of the bliss smp plugin… its finally time to introduce the long awaited…

VAST SMP On vast we develop servers and push the boundaries of minecraft, here are some really cool servers we are working on…

The Ultimate Public Bliss SMP COMING OUT S1 IN 2 DAYS!

Clash Of Nations

CREATED BY PLAYER FOR PLAYER

Join for free. FREE FOR EVER!

vastsmp.life:25400

ResortCraft: Where vanilla is just a suggestion

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Server Name	ResortCraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Description	A very simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy gameplay from 2011/2012
IP	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ResortCraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow?

A: Yes, players must adhere to the server’s rules which can be found on the Discord server.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: ResortCraft is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it only has minimal plugins for essential functionalities.

Q: Can players create their own factions or communities on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form their own factions and communities within the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed, but players should only engage in combat with mutual consent.

Foodie Death Games Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take playing death games to a whole new level! Imagine waking up in a virtual manor, dressed as a maid, surrounded by other players in the same predicament. Your only goal? Survive deadly traps, blowguns, buzz saws, locked rooms, and weapons to put food on the table – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of competing in terrifying games while trying to outsmart your opponents. And if you think it’s strange to make a living this way at seventeen, well, so do we! But hey, who are we to judge? It’s all in good fun, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate death game champion! Just remember, it’s all in the name of survival…and maybe a little bit of madness.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	126	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5221	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6637	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9415	Towns Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	746	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	2320

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

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Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow?

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

Q: Can players create their own factions or communities on the server?

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?