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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9298 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 433 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.
Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!
So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!
