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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1657 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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