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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7787	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7308

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Emeralds Found:	8721
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	9429	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8679

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Animals Bred:	182
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	9276	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Animals Bred:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Ores Mined:	7799	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	138213
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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