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InsulaCraft727

brain development, brain scans, brain structure, cognitive agility, cognitive function, creativity, Decision making, divergent thinking, Entrepreneurs, Entrepreneurship, gray matter volume, habitual entrepreneurs, innovation, InsulaCraft727, left insula, Management, managers, MRI scans, neural activity, neuroimaging

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz we got all the cool peeps with big brains playin’ here. like, we did MRI scans on 727 peeps and found out that the ones who play on our server have bigger brain parts than the others. like, we got more gray matter in the left insula, which means we’re like, super smart and stuff.

join our server if you wanna be a genius like us. we got all the cool games and challenges that will totally make your brain explode with knowledge. plus, we got this secret potion that makes you think faster and be more creative.

so come on over and join us, cuz we’re the brainiest Minecraft server out there. you’ll be a genius in no time, trust me.

Trashplex

#exciting, Adventure, Check us out, Community, Experience, Explore, favorites, Fun, games, Helpful, LARGEST, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Owners, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival Games, Trashplex, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	283	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Trashplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!

We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Trashplex an unforgettable one.

Come check us out!

us.trashplex.com

Tincraft server Minecraft

Minecraft, purchase-penetrations, Server, Tincraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Runes Activated:	0

To buy a penetration go to https://discord.gg/KGta6syYR5, go to the channel: purchase-penetrations and write a request.

s25.joinserver.ru:25890

Aurora SMP – Where we pretend to be adults in a virtual block world!

Adults, Adventure, adventurous, aurora, aurorasmp, authentic, BLOCK, bonds, Community, Datapacks, dedicated server, Discord, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, Join, Memories, multiplayer, PRETEND, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Veteran, virtual, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3374
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	668
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other in the enchanting world of Minecraft? Look no further than Aurora SMP, where the possibilities are as vast as the starry night sky ⭐

World of Imagination:

Survive and thrive in our brand new season 3 world. An engaging multiplayer experience awaits where the community matters. Join forces with friends or go solo; the AuroraSMP realm is yours to conquer. The only limits are the ones you set yourself!

Community:

Join a warm and welcoming community of fellow adventurers, where bonds are forged and friendships blossom. From sharing survival tips to collaborating on monumental builds, AuroraSMP is where lasting connections are made.

Server Details:

We are running on Fabric 1.20.4 on a dedicated server, giving you the most authentic vanilla feel. Everything will work exactly as you expect it to in vanilla survival.

Datapacks:

Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night

Endermen will not steal your precious dirt

You can adjust armor stands if you understand the infuriating book

A Shulker will always drop two Shulker Shells

Wandering traders will sell you mini blocks (custom player heads) for decoration

Mobs have a chance of dropping their heads when killed by a player

Players always drop their head when killed by another player

We offer a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of your creations in your web browser

This season includes Terralith and Tectonic to inspire you to build on a perfectly crafted landscape

FAQ:

How can I request to join the server?

To request to join our server please add TaintedPixels on Discord.

Where can I watch the server’s trailer?

You can watch our trailer here.

HuggableCraft – The Cuddliest Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Villages Defended:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the most huggable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a giant cuddly bear who gave them a virtual hug that boosted their mining skills by 1000%. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and let loose. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies? That’s right, try to grief our server and you’ll end up hopping around with floppy ears and a cute little cotton tail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most huggable Minecraft server in existence and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. Plus, who doesn’t love a good virtual hug from a friendly bear?

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – AZURE INSECURE! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories that will make you want to jump right in.

Picture this: you log into the server using your Microsoft Outlook account, but here’s the catch – you don’t even need a password! As long as you have access to your phone number or secondary email, you’re in. It’s like a secret backdoor entrance that only the true Minecraft pros know about. And if you’re feeling extra daring, go ahead and hit “forgot password” just for the thrill of it.

But wait, it gets even crazier. If you’re not a total noob, you’ll choose your secondary email as your method of authentication. Why? Because trying to hack into someone’s email is like trying to outsmart a monkey with a Rubik’s cube – impossible. And don’t even get me started on trying to neurolinguistically program the security behind someone’s phone number. It’s like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a jungle, then AZURE INSECURE is the server for you. Just remember, nothing is secure here – not even your sanity.

GrownUpPain Minecraft Server

adulting, aging process, bills, Career pressure, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial burden, growing up, GrownUpPain, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, long-term consequences, mental health struggles, Minecraft, PAINFUL, reality check, relationship challenges, responsibilities, self-doubt, Server, stressful, Time management, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	5688
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about adulting again! Our server is a magical place where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Need to escape your boring job? Just log on and build a castle instead! Tired of doing laundry? Don’t worry, your pixelated avatar never gets dirty.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one player even asked for a lifetime supply of pizza and got it!

So why waste your time being a grown up when you can join our Minecraft server and live in a world of endless possibilities and pure hilarity? Come join us and say goodbye to adulting forever!

MineCraftMoolahMadness

designer goods, dream purchases, endless shopping, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, high-end products, indulgence, lavish lifestyle, lavish spending, luxury brands, Luxury items, luxury shopping, luxury shopping spree, MineCraftMoolahMadness, opulent living, shopping addiction, shopping spree, splurging, unlimited budget, unlimited funds, unlimited wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	2633
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Imagine a world where you can buy unlimited amounts of…wait for it…dirt blocks! Yes, you heard that right! On our server, you can build the biggest dirt castle you’ve ever seen without ever running out of resources. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt, are we right?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though)!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams? Come join the fun and let your imagination run wild (just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers)!

HolyCraft: UltraWarriors

Army, citizenship, conscription, controversy, Defense, defense forces, Holycraft, Israel, Israeli, judicial decision, legal ruling, mandatory service, Military, military service, national security, religious exemption, religious freedom, religious minorities, Serve, SUPREME COURT, ultra-Orthodox, UltraWarriors

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4581
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make the israeli supreme court look like a bunch of noobs! we got ultra-orthodox players serving in our military, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, folks. join us for some epic battles and hilarious mishaps as we take on the virtual world in style. who needs real life drama when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come on over and let’s show those supreme court judges how it’s done!

Blocktopia: The Next Gen

2030s kids, 30s babies, 30s kids, blocktopia, born now, children of the 30s, children of tomorrow, current generation, future generation, future kids, Gen, gen z, generation 30s, kids born in the 30s, kids of the future, millennial kids, modern kids, new generation, new kids, next generation, upcoming generation, young generation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ores Mined:	4091
Towns Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Yo yo yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the 30s kids are being born now! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. The creepers even learned how to breakdance and the zombies formed a boy band. It’s a wild ride, my friend. Plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be rolling in bling bling in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community ever!