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HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!

ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChainsawManiac, dark fantasy, Demon, Ears erased, erased, Gore, Hear No Evil, Horror, Manga, Minecraft, Mouths erased, Mystery, seinen, SHONEN, smp, Speak no evil, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHistoryFun

ancient civilizations, BlockyHistoryFun, education, Fun facts, historical anecdotes, historical curiosities, historical discoveries, historical events, historical facts, Historical figures, Historical Mysteries, historical research, History, history buffs, history lovers, interesting facts, knowledge, learning, Trivia, world history

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel back in time and experience history like never before! Build your own ancient civilization, fight in epic battles with dinosaurs, and even meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra (they’re surprisingly good at PvP). Join now for a chance to rewrite history and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs a history textbook when you have our server?

SinaloaSizzleCraft

Ambush, Armed Forces, ATTACKED, border control, burning vehicles, Conflict, criminal activity, drug cartels, drug trafficking, emergency response, law enforcement, Mexican military, mexico, Military operations, national security, organized crime, roads blocked, SECURITY, Sinaloa state, SinaloaSizzleCraft, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of the Mexican military vs. the drug cartels in Sinaloa state! build your own burning vehicles to block roads and defend your territory! who will come out victorious in this intense showdown? join now to find out and unleash your inner warrior! plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. what more could you want in a minecraft server? come join the chaos today!

VertebrateVillains

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, conservation strategies, Current Biology, Deforestation, ecosystem disruption, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental regulations, extractive industries, Global threats, habitat destruction, mining activities, oil drilling, Pollution, species extinction, sustainable practices, vertebrate biodiversity, VertebrateVillains, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!

OneitisCraft Minecraft Server

alt account, Boundaries, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, friendship, Manipulation, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Obsession, oneitis, OneitisCraft, online relationships, personal growth, psychopath, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social media, STALKING, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner psychopath! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like starting friendships with alt accounts to spy on oneitis and delve into their minds. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Our server is filled with friendly faces who may or may not tell you to kill yourself, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces the art of manipulation and mind games? So come on, join us and let’s see just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who’s lurking in the shadows…or in your alt account’s DMs.

SassySMP: KamalasTweetsGotBit

Accountability, Backlash, controversy, criticism, internet backlash, kamala harris, KamalasTweetsGotBit, old tweets, online presence, past statements, political history, Politics, public figure, public opinion, reputation, resurfaced tweets, SassySMP, scrutiny, social media, viral tweets

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with canceled culture in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala’s old tweets are coming back to bite her on the ass! Our server is filled with drama, scandals, and hilarious Twitter beefs that will keep you entertained for hours. Plus, who knows what other skeletons are hiding in our virtual closets? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and controversy!

GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown

Appearance, beauty, BREAKOUTS, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family drama, family relationships, generational differences, GrampsVsGrandkid, opinionated, patches, personal boundaries, personal grooming, Pimples, rude behavior, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, sensitivity, showdown, Ugly

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Join us and leave your pimples and patch-wearing grandpa behind! Our server is a patch-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment about your skincare routine.

We promise no one will call you ugly here, unless you build an ugly house – then all bets are off. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because on our server, the only thing that’s ugly is your friend’s cobblestone tower. Join now and let’s build some pixelated paradise together!

CraftyCashLand

1 million dollars, big ticket items, CraftyCashLand, dream purchase, extravagant spending, financial abundance, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial windfall, Investments, luxury, material possessions, millionaire lifestyle, MONEY, savings, shopping spree, sudden wealth, wealth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

If you woke up with $1 million in the bank tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden within our pixelated world is a legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

PeppermintParkWreckerCraft

800-year-old, Australia, conservation, conservation efforts, Contractor, Deforestation, Destroyed, Endangered species, Environmental Crime, environmental destruction, environmental impact, environmental regulations, habitat destruction, illegal logging, peppermint tree, PeppermintParkWreckerCraft, punishment, slap on wrist, tree preservation, Wellington National Park, wildlife protection

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the only rule is to NOT destroy the 800-year-old peppermint tree? well, this server is NOT that! we encourage u to destroy as many ancient trees as u want, cuz why not? who needs history when u can have fun in minecraft, amirite? come join us and get a slap on the wrist for every tree u destroy, it’s a thrill like no other! plus, we have a secret underground society of tree-hating contractors who will guide u on your destructive journey. join now and be a part of the madness!